ship-otpsthatruinyourlifeforever:

Some of you never had to watch Katara choose Aang when Zuko was clearly the better choice for her and it really shows

maxiesatanofficial:

batbitequeen:

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

might be my prudish catholic upbringing jumping out but imho makeup companies shouldn’t name their products after explicit sexual terms

just my opinion but if the makeup industry is going to market towards young girls who haven’t even hit puberty yet and insist that they have hundreds of dollars worth of high end makeup then they cannot name their products things like ‘climax’ and ‘super orgasm’ or even make puns like ‘glow job’ or claim in bold letters that the mascara is ‘sex proof’ when these young girls have no idea what any of these terms mean and frankly they shouldn’t understand the meaning behind an eyeshadow called ‘daddy’s girl’ or a blush called deep throat it’s all part of the hyper-sexualization of young girls and it’s just getting worse and worse in this new age of instagram/youtube mua’s where girls as young as 8 years old are being pressured into having a beat face that makes them look my age

but that’s just my opinion

randomliven:

perkistani:

Fuck that she all I need in my team

oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

annevbonny:

YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

kissbian:

t-audrey-blog:

gavyvavy:

snekgay:

davestriderwhomst:

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

Hey, listen, im ace and everyone? Way cute, have a fantastic day

I feel queer solidarity in this Chili’s tonight

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

jxhn-mulaney:

some of y’all have never gone to make a happy birthday card, and thought “i don’t need to trace it. i know how big letters should be,” and begun with a big-ass H, followed by a big-ass A and… oh, no! oh, god! ok, all right. real skinny P with a high hump, and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of that first P, sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. and now you have no room for the Y, so you do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. block letters and cursive look good together. and then you go to write “Birthday” and you totally forget the lesson you just learned with “Happy.” you’re like, “yeah, but the past is the past. big-ass B. surely more letters will fit in the same space,” and it really shows.

redandwhitehaze:

i don’t understand how hozier manages to be both persephone and hades